Hi! Welcome to our first Lard-Loss post!!!
In case you hadn't guessed, we are two fat joggers...... well, actually we are two fat people who are just starting to jog in an attempt NOT to be fat!
We are Steph and Sammay, we are based in Somerset and, if you are lucky enough to live there, you may see us jogging around, gasping for oxygen. Please feel free to laugh, point, gesticulate, whatever you wish. We will probably laugh too, then have to gasp even more for even more oxygen. Sammay may also vomit, depending on how far we have run..... However, she is a qualified first aider so all will not be lost if said vomiting occurs. Although, how she will first-aid herself I am not sure yet..... and CPR could be a bit of an issue.... I don't do vomit and I would have run (actually who am I kidding walked) away by then.
So, we will keep you up to date on our fat wobbling program and lard reduction progress (also any spectacular things good or bad, that we see whilst we are out). Please feel free to join us fat joggers at any point, we have different run places on different nights so, you never know, we may be wheezing past you soon! :)
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