Bad Habits

Well, I gotta be honest, I do sometimes catch myself doing stuff that makes me realise why I'm so lardy. I get home after my run and, with all the best intentions, nuke myself a weight watchers curry. Surprisingly, the green Thai chicken curry is really nice, unlike the usual watery disgusting low calorie crap you get. So, on my lap tray it goes and off I trot into the front room to eat whilst watching tv. Next thing I know (approximately 30 seconds later) my plate is nearly empty. Good God. How disgusting must that have looked? Shovelling my food in my face at an alarming rate! I find myself asking the same question repeatedly.... "Where is the thief?" It's not like some ninja is gonna swoop in and rob my plate from me is it? I swear I never tasted half of it either. Maybe if I learn not to be such a glutton I'll stop feeling the need to buy myself a trough!