Let's cut to the chase on this one. Sammay FAILED. In epic proportions.
We decided to run, despite the weather and, off we went on our first run interval and all was well. We hit our first walk and Sammay announces (loudly) that she needs a poo. Apparently it was gonna be ok though and she could hold it. So off we went again on the next run where she continued to shout after me she needed a crap. Luckily there was no-one around to see me laughing hysterically and gasping for oxygen more than usual.
On the third run I thought she was still shouting about needing a crap but no! This time she was shouting she had cramp so we stopped and she did some stretches on a wall in some street before the park. Tried again for a run and it wasn't happening so we walked into the park and she said she would walk fast while I ran a circuit of the park. Ok.... off I went, met up with her at the other side and asked if she was doing the next run...... NO. In no uncertain terms she was not. So we walked out the park and down some road (Kendale Road?) and headed for home. At this point I'm so lost its unreal. No idea on any vague direction I should be going so just wandered along behind, playing out the run program down my ear but not actually doing it as Sammay has failed so miserably. At this point it occurs to me that I really need to learn my way round Bridgwater so if this happens again to either of us, the other can run on home and meet up there. But, sadly, I was beyond lost and, I gotta be honest, whatever road is at the end of what was possibly Kendale Road, that begins with F, looked like a road I should have been running down if you get what I mean. I can't imagine anyone would want to stay still for long down there for fear of finding themselves stripped of everything they own, including their clothes, in the blink of an eye.
So, the whole thing was a fail. And apparently I'm starting to sound like a personal trainer as I told Sam off for being a windmill in a stretch.... lol. If I was a personal trainer I'd be thinner and richer!!!!
My dear friend you could have said just so much more, like the fact that I thought the cause of my cramps was due to my apparent need for a POOH! I have just done my Pilates class too and that was harder than last week I really need to sort myself out. Cramp will not hinder me next week..... I hope and pray.
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